Notes from the Weekend:

-On Saturday I saw a 300+ lb lady at the pool. This in and of itself is not notable. However, this particular 300+ lb lady was wearing. A. Bikini. Enough said.

-I can see how some people may think putting a sweater on a dog is cute. But it's downright cruel when it's 90 degrees and sunny outside and you're bringing the dog for a walk.

-Frozen peas are seldom given the credit they deserve.

-When you're in the grocery store and some old woman passes gas next to you and your toddler yells out "Mommy, she tooted!" at the top of her lungs, yeah, it's as embarrassing as it sounds.

-When a two-year old gets really excited and lifts her skirt up to her chin in a crowded room, it's cute. When she tries to do that to her 29-year old mother...not so cute.

-Despite moments like those, this is just about the cutest thing ever: